LOL! Lagos big boy Dokun Olumofin analyzes Yoruba women ›
This is a controversial post but trust Dokun Olumofin with something like this. Read what he wrote:
This is a controversial post but trust Dokun Olumofin
with something like this. Read what he wrote:
Who is a Yoruba woman? A woman who hails from
Lagos, Ondo, Ekiti, Osun, Ogun and Oyo state. My
dad is from Ikare, Ondo state, his mother is
Abeokuta, my mother is from Ago Iwoye, her mother
Abeokuta. I have 100 percent Yoruba blood. I also
believe I qualify to define the qualities of a Yoruba
woman based on my aristocratic background (it is
not a sin to say a dead man is dead).
1. ONDO STATE women are very troublesome,
PROUD (you can see the pride is in capital) , if you
offer an Ondo state woman money for s*x she will
insult you, she will rather have s*x with you for free
at her own convenience than have you lure her with
money.
They can be very rude if pushed to the wall, often
times extremely pretty, very wild, well educated,
cultured and known to be experts in making pounded
yam. It is rumoured that Ondo town women eat dogs
which make some of them highly promiscuous (This
is an Ondo parable). Owo, Akoko, Idanre, Ilaje
women can be whimsical but innovative. The typical
Ondo woman has a BSc degree and is willing to learn
more. They make good wife's and bad enemies, they
are also professional gossips.
2. OSUN STATE These women are rumoured to be
the most beautiful in Yoruba land, Ile-Ife women are
very pretty, they look like Nefertiti the Egyptian
queen, while Ijesha women are very intimidating,
they are proudly beautiful, pulchritude is their
second name. They are not as educated as Ekiti and
Ondo women but sophisticated, cultured although a
large number are known to be alcoholics. if you are
looking for a perfect date with plenty of booze try an
Ijesha woman or ile ife woman.
The best quality of an Osun state woman is her
access to the palace of Ooni which makes them
respected. I forgot to mention, in Yoruba land, we
don't have the word twerking but I hear if you try an
osun state woman, her twerking skills can make you
commit adultery.
3. OYO STATE Alafin and Olu Ibadan daughters, they
are female warriors, they are the most local out of all
Yoruba women, when I say local, I don't mean it in a
bad way (Please don't crucify me). I mean an Oyo
state woman, mostly Ibadan are known to be very in
touch with the the Yoruba language, they seem to
have a better hold on Yoruba than other languages,
they have a few popular statements ' Ose se, Omo wa
ni e je o se, Omo Ibaden, in the first republic a
Prominent Ibadan Politician Adegoke Adelabu used a
unique word Peculiar mess to describe the Action
group then , Ibadan citizens called it Penkele mess,
they love yorubanization.
They are fighters, in ancient Yoruba history. The Oyo
state woman fought some strategic battles. They
make good wives, loyal if they love you, also crafty to
a fault.
4. EKITI STATE The Ekiti woman is very educated, the
least you can find is with a masters degree, not too
sophisticated, but in touch with her intellectual
prowess. no amount of education is enough for an
ekiti woman, after a PhD she wants an MBA.
They are known to be light skinned, also very
stubborn and proud. The Ekiti woman is not the best
dresser or the best in table manners, but like I stated
earlier if you love Education go for an Ekiti woman.
5. OGUN STATE The Ogun state woman is the most
enlightened in Yoruba Land, the divorce rates are
very high with Ogun state women, no-nonsense
women, they have the white man mentality. Ijebu ode
women are very expensive to marry because they are
very ostentatious, flamboyant and colourful. The
yearly Ojude Oba festival says it all, they love that life.
I can't deny their beauty and flirtatious gimmicks, an
IJEBU ode woman will get what she wants from any
man if she wants to. Abeokuta women are very
educated and sophisticated. In general, I believe
ijebu woman are the best to marry if you have the
money to maintain their lavish lifestyle but to their
credit, they are very industrious and business
minded. you hardly find a broke Ogun state woman.
6. LAGOS STATE Omo Eko woman is known to love
owambes, they have an event every weekend if no
party comes up, they create one, especially the
Ikorodu woman . An ikorodu woman will throw a
gratuitous 100 years death anniversary of her late
great-grandmother. They love to gossip, also known
to marry more than one man, they are very exposed
and enlightened. The Lagosian woman will advise her
daughter to dump her suffer head boyfriend and
marry a more promising bachelor. They are very
blunt, they are also known to date foreign tribes, they
marry across Yorubaland, the most common quality
of an Omo Eko is countless boy friends and sugar
daddys but obviously not all. A proper isale eko
woman cannot be cheated as she will raise fire and
stand for her right. They are good campaigners and
can gossip for a week nonstop. They go for what they
want.
- Me I don't even know much about Yoruba women,
wasn't born in Yorubaland. Lol!